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Damn Gina

Posted by AllieB on August 20, 2010

I do not love her on GG, and I certainly do not love her six inch plastic platforms with a tip jar in the soles (seriously? you’re 17), but Make Me Wanna Die, by Taylor Momsen’s band Pretty Reckless, is pretty catchy. I was sure the title was indicative of how I’d feel upon hearing the song, but it doesn’t make me wanna die at all; in fact, I think it’d be good for a running playlist. And I like her voice.

According to a recent interview with Taylor, her look is best described as “high class hooker.” Now that makes me wanna track down her mother so I can commend her on a job well done – what a role model!

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Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

Posted by AllieB on August 5, 2010

Friday Night Lights is one of my top three favorite television shows, but it can be tough work to watch it. The bleak setting, the seemingly insurmountable struggles that every character faces – seriously, there is nary a soul on that show who has a charmed life – it can get a little frustrating.

At times I honestly want to turn it off because I can’t handle the massive letdowns that the good, hardworking folk of Dillon, Texas have to deal with. The Taylor family is good people and they do NOT deserve this crap! But then, just when I’m like, “this is borderline masochistic to watch,” they will allow a victory, a silver lining so inspiring that I am enraptured all over again. It’s exhausting, truly – a real emotional roller coaster.

Were the cast not comprised of exactly who it is, the show would be unwatchable. I want Coach Taylor to come to my house and order me to get my priorities straight; I wish that Principal Tami Taylor had ruled my high school with the same stern compassion; and I would do just about anything to take a ride with Tim Riggins in that beat-up truck of his.

Sorry I’m not sorry I immerse myself in television – I have similarly strong feelings about Modern Family. Good tv is good tv.

Oh, hey Tim.

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Use Your Words, Vol II

Posted by AllieB on August 3, 2010

So, I was reading COSMO last night – which is embarrassing, but whatever – and I stumbled upon some brand new information in their What’s Hot/Not column.

It turns out that OMFG is a Not – I was always lukewarm about OMFG – and the new Hot equivalent is OMLG.

WTF is OMLG? I didn’t know, the friends with whom I was watching the borderline unbearable finale of The Bachelorette didn’t know…

My goog search results were unanimous:

Oh My Lady Gaga.

Turns out the kids in China started it back in the spring – there’s a FACEBOOK page for it!

  1. How am I so behind on this
  2. Not only was I behind, but my enlightenment arrived by way of COSMO magazine….shameful
  3. I think I kinda like it…

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Why would you dooooo that to me?!

Posted by AllieB on July 30, 2010

Chuck Bass, I do not prefer this outfit.

from: Just Jared

Marissa Cooper – until you purchase a mirror and can see the heinousness that you subject the public to with each and every ensemble you wear – please do not leave the house.

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Obviously

Posted by AllieB on July 28, 2010

I find the show entertaining, and I’m especially fond of their coined catchphrases (GFA – amazing), but this…this I don’t get.

Jersey Shore

Cast of Jersey Shore rings the bell at NYSE 7/27/10 - courtesy of Huffington Post

Read the story

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