Here’s some good Friday reading material:Â Hungover Owls – because they definitely feel worse than you do.
“You uh…you need me to move my car?â€
The captions are a tad aggressive – even I, condoner of the occasional apropos curse word, feel it’s a bit too mas – but it’s also pretty hilarious and not necessarily inaccurate. Owls: wise and funny. Who knew?
Sidebar: I wonder when restaurants will realize that a sandwich called “The BLAT” is a sandwich no one wants to order. It’s very delicious – bacon, lettuce, avocado, and tomato – but that “A” takes a tasty BLT and makes it sound like a bodily function, or something else equally unappetizing.
“And I will have The BLAT, please.”
“Ohhhh, a BLAT sounds super delish!”
“Wanna split a BLAT?”
Thanks, but no thanks. Although I might get one from Souper Jenny for lunch – when it’s my turn I’ll just point to it instead of saying “I’d like a BLAT.” Â I’m very good at gesticulating, and I really do love bacon.
Bacon slip-ons by Keds. I wonder if they come in a 10?