The 8th Sign of the Apocalypse
Posted by AllieB on October 31, 2013
It is neither famine nor earthquake, or any of that other apocalyptic stuff, that has me concerned…it is the confirmed, reputably-reported WINE SHORTAGE. I was hesitant to write about this – I imagine droves of people causing riots at liquor stores, brawling over who gets the last case of The Pinot Project. Perhaps not, but you better believe when this all becomes a real thing, I will be prepared and you will be thirsty.
There’s just not enough wine in the world, says Morgan Stanley, and the problem is only going to get worse.
I feel like a ghost just passed thru me – that is some scary stuff.
Speaking of scary….HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! I have no costume, and I feel like Scrooge. Maybe I should have dressed up as Scrooge?? I couldn’t get excited about anything, and now I feel left out. Woe is me. At least some people get it right…herewith, my two favorite costumes, ever:
Haters gonna hate: Blake Lively is not a new addition to My List. I have accepted her hotness – she’s really so attractive one can’t even be jealous; she’s inhuman. However, I can fault her for being a moron, and I think it would be in her best interest to stop talking. Stand there with your glorious hair, pouty pout, the bod that defies science, and keep that yapper shut. Blake’s been chosen as the new L’Oreal spokesperson and recently had a publicist-free interview with Vogue U.K. about her beauty/fashion/livelihood tips.
I don’t really need a personal trainer, or watch what I eat. I can’t start the day without a hot chocolate, or finish it without a few squares of dark chocolate. Its good for my mood!
Words we can all live by, truly.
A&K came last weekend, and it was the best. We ate delicious meals (Market Table & Locanda Verde were highlights) and laughed a lot and Amy took selfies. I’m a big fan of the hometown team…
Today is the 31st of October, so tomorrow is the first of November. That is whack. Man, I don’t write for one week and totally lose all my mojo…I’m just really shaken up by this wine shortage.
#mojo
MC said
It’s not just wine!: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2013/10/30/how-to-survive-the-impending-sriracha-shortage/
Credit: Kate
AllieB said
we need to talk about a game plan for the imminent end of the world. seriously
Kate said
First Sriracha, now wine. What’s next, instagram??
Medusas said
Yall were a week early for Halloween. Lovely Medusas, though.
I'd like to revisit that... said
Headed back to Napa to restock. #backofffrance. other thoughts:’selfies are so obvious;’ home team is the winning team.