Ugly people hang out with ugly people
Posted by AllieB on July 26, 2011
I always get a kick out of seeing what people goog to land on BBT. In the past month, the following searches have resulted in page views, and it is proof positive that 1. people are weird, and 2. I need to look into editing my keywords.
- Casey Anthony drowned my puppy
- camel-toe athletics
- does love cause swamp butt
- don’t mess with bbt
- how to make people feel awkward and leave
- lesbian boat captains
- Missy Baxter author
- how do I get ants out of my topsy turvy?
- ugly people hang out with ugly people
It’s 7:30 in the morning and I laughed really hard cutting and pasting these. That says a lot because not very much is funny at 7:30 in the morning.
It is beyond me how some marketing brainiac could ruin wine, but – somehow – the people behind these “chick wines” have managed to do so. The most unforgivable: “Mommy’s Time Out.” I’d rather drink water
than drink that – I don’t think I’d even find the humor in a gag gift. What might be permissible is the “Middle Sister” as I, Allie, am a quintessential middle child and the second born of three sisters. I will say, the descriptions of every varietal give me nerd chills, but at least it’s not a creepy third person reference to motherhood….Pants, I’d get you the Sweet & Sassy in honor of SassySissy. Tina, I’d get you the Wicked White because I like her sunglasses. I, obviously, am Forever Cool. Der. I know a lot of oldest siblings, I’m realizing…it does not surprise me that there is no Oldest Sister wine – no offense, but that doesn’t sound very good. Type A Cabernet!
IRREGARDLESS, I could get 3 bottles of Two Buck Chuck for the price of one of these, so…I guess this is all a moo point. (Source: this very hard to read article of which I could only get through the first paragraph – where are the pictures??)
Joey: All right, Rach. The big question is, “does he like you?” All right? Because if he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Another title I was considering for today was, “Apropos of Nothing.” Actually, I considered naming BBT that at first. That would not have been irrelevant, given how things have panned out re: my ADHD content, but Baxter Bark Twice has worked out nicely…BBT is catchy; AON is an international corporation that provides risk management services…me, not so much.
Tina said
I’d give Smarty Pants to Hilary because she looks like a lesb with her spiked belt.
Gwinnett's BBT said
Please send a bottle of “Little Black Dress” up to Gwinnett toots sweet. Just Kidding. Those wines make me want to gouge my eyes out….
AllieB said
I love it when Gwinnett’s BBT chimes in
The Oldest Sister said
I am crying right now. Do you have any way of understanding how some of these google search terms pointed to BBT? ‘How do I get ants out of my topsy turvy’, for instance?
Also, camel-toe athletics sounds like an endeavor with some promise. On the other hand, Type A Cabernet would probably be vinegar. I speak from experience.
Google is watching said
and we know everything you type…..
How polite said
I’m guessing it was a mom hunting and pecking across the keyboard who’s search phrase made no sense and also typed the swamp ‘butt’ instead of ass. That’s cute.