I’m so happy
Posted by AllieB on July 8, 2011
J Simps has come out with a new fragrance. It’s called: I Fancy You.
I am not kidding, that’s what it is called. I imagine hundreds of conversations, worldwide, following a similar script:
That’s an interesting perfume…. What’s the name of it? (So I know what NOT to buy)
“I Fancy You.”
Er, well, that’s nice – but I really just wanted to know what the name is of the perfume you’re wearing.
“I Fancy You.”
FINE nevermind.
It’s just awkward.
Here a few distractions to mediate the agony of a Friday afternoon in the workplace:
- Horrible Bosses is getting good reviews – I thought it might, the trailer is hilarious.
- This looks like something I might need to own immediately, if not sooner: air-conditioning in a can.
- Remember Ace of Base?! Ahh, the soundtrack of my elementary school glory days…I liked “Don’t Turn Around” best, I think.
I’ll be back on Monday, so you can kiss the half-ass posts siyonara…
Fart Gun said
“Oh, you said DART gun! That’s good, because I was wondering in what circumstance you might find a machine such as this to be useful.”
ATL Belle said
Well, at least it’s a better name than “Fancy Nights” (her last one). http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/46910170.html
Garbage Spray said
Would be a better name. Fancy- That word just reeks of trash.